Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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