I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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