how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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