I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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