Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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