Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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