Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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