whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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