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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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