i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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