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i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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