How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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