I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize