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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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