just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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