I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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