He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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