did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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