I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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