i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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