apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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