That's intense
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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