Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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