Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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