the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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