he shaved USA in his pubs
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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