You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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