i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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