Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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