Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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