I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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