haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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