I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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