Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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