I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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