i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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