and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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