I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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