You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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