escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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