And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
