I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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