I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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