apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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