Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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