Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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