i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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