Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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