Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You're so nebulous sometimes
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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