I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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