dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
