these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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