a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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