Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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