Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
being pregnant is like rehab
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Randomize
